Never, ever decide to find out where the snails that are eating your prized sedums are living, find a dozen juicy gastropods behind a wall and crush them with your shoe, only to remember that what you're actually wearing on your feet is not your garden clogs but a pair of fluffy blue slippers.
Let's just say I am glad they're washable ...
Bleurgh!
Posted by: Clare | August 01, 2005 at 10:30 AM
I hate stepping on snails. The crunch is just horrible. On the plus side, the turtles love to eat them.
Posted by: Peter | August 02, 2005 at 02:09 AM
Also not recommended - sawing through snails with a chain saw. Hubby did that a couple of weeks ago when we were cutting up the stumps of our apple trees.
BLLLLLLEEEEEEUUUUURGH!
Posted by: Muppet | August 02, 2005 at 05:17 PM